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Your vibes are too loud, too messy, too everywhere to fit on a boring blank. This premium hoodie lets it all spill out: all-over print so your unhinged thoughts wrap around you like a bad decision you can’t escape (but in the coziest way possible). Soft enough to cry in, stylish enough to pretend you’re “fine,” relaxed enough to hide the snacks and the existential dread.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane (stretchy like your patience on a bad day)
• Midweight 7.8 oz/yd² (265 g/m²) — heavy enough to feel like armor, light enough to leak freely
• Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders (oversized slouch for when “adulting” is optional)
• Double-layer hood with drawstrings (pull it up when the world is too much… or when you’re napping in public)
• Spacious front pocket (stash your phone, keys, crumpled therapy notes, or emergency chocolate)
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs (no itchy BS, just pure comfort chaos)
• Blank product sourced from Mexico (we just leaked the personality all over it)
Wear it loud. Wear it weird. Wear it when your brain’s leaking ideas you didn’t sign up for. No two moods look the same—neither should your hoodie.
Leak responsibly. Or don’t. This thing’s already screaming for attention.
(Pro tip: Pair with questionable life choices and a late-night scroll. Maximum chaos achieved.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
All-Over Leak Hoodie – Premium Chaos in Cotton Form (Because Plain Hoodies Can’t Contain You)
£39.50
Sale price
£39.50
Regular price
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane (stretchy like your patience on a bad day)
• Midweight 7.8 oz/yd² (265 g/m²) — heavy enough to feel like armor, light enough to leak freely
• Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders (oversized slouch for when “adulting” is optional)
• Double-layer hood with drawstrings (pull it up when the world is too much… or when you’re napping in public)
• Spacious front pocket (stash your phone, keys, crumpled therapy notes, or emergency chocolate)
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs (no itchy BS, just pure comfort chaos)
• Blank product sourced from Mexico (we just leaked the personality all over it)
Wear it loud. Wear it weird. Wear it when your brain’s leaking ideas you didn’t sign up for. No two moods look the same—neither should your hoodie.
Leak responsibly. Or don’t. This thing’s already screaming for attention.
(Pro tip: Pair with questionable life choices and a late-night scroll. Maximum chaos achieved.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |